Things have really heated up on American Idol over the past few weeks, and last night was no exception. There were some extremely heart felt performances, as well as some that were less than encouraging.
But being the man about the town that I am, I decided to put a little twist on the judging this time around. I caught up with a couple members of the Jersey Shore and asked for their opinion on last night’s Idols.
Snooki (replacing Steven Tyler): If I wasn’t so drunk last night, I probably could have heard Colton a little better. You can drink and smoke cigs when you are pregnant right? If Oprah was still on, i would totally go on that show.
J Woww (replacing J-L0): Some of these performances seem so fake and pathetic, like my lips and my boobs. None of those guys are greasy and juiced up enough for me. I love loud music and hair gel.
The Situation (replacing randy): Yo dog, yo dog, yo dog…..that performance was like “yooooo doogggggg”, i couldnt believe it. I looked over at snooki and was like yooooo doggggg you want to make out? and then i was like yo doggggg i will do anything to try and keep the camera focused on me doooogggg…
Bryan Seachest 