No one ever shuts up about the ongoing battle between Facebook and Google for share of mind, share of voice, share of time, or sharing of anything. So today I am here to settle it once and for all in a battle royale of the internet gorillas.
First you have to envision what these two titans would look like if they came to life. Obviously facebook would be a mime or something with white gloves and a blue shirt (or if the white hand is supposed to be the color of facebook’s skin, then i think that’s pretty racist…and probably makes him less of a fighter). Google actually could look a lot like Mark Zuckerberg with glasses and a rainbow sweater with penny loafers.
Now lets put these nerds in the ring and see what goes down.Ding ding ding
Google opens the fight with a flailing right hand scratch for facebook’s eyes. But facebook ducks and counters with a pinch to google’s right ear.
Round 2 through 9 go on in a similar fashion until in round ten Facebook shoves his thumb directly up Google’s ass..there is a gasp…then a smile….then a sigh of relief from both fighters as they thank Al Gore for inventing the internet.